1. I love vegetables.
I like more types of vegetables than the types of meat
because the only type of meat I can never get sick of is chicken and bacon.
Whereas, vegetables are just so fab and delicious like nomnomnom eat grass all day errday
2. I use to leave my favourite food to the end, save the best the last but now I realised that some of them get cold by the time I get around to eating it. Eat it while it's at it's best. mmmmmmmmmmmm yummmmmmm omg maggie let's relate this to life and make a long as muddatrucking rant. LOLJOKES LAZY
3. This one isn't really food related but I'M THE JAR OPENER IN THE HOUSE. I can open jars just as well, so pulling the "I'll tighten the jars around the house" threat will most likely not work. soznotsoz